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Drunken Goat Entertainment Network started in 1996 at a LAN Party.

Every satire we run lives here. Pick a title, press Play. All brands are fictional, all products are jokes, and nobody at any of them will confirm they’ve heard of us.

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// MOTD
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> t3h 60A7 d035 n07 c0mm3n7 0n 3qu1pm3n7.